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Friday, April 07, 2006

Ronnie "Woo Woo" Wickers - From Homeless Man to Famous Fan

Ronnie "Woo Woo" Wickers is a true Cubs fan. The Disembodied Head honestly did not know much about Woo Woo until seeing him at Ryno's induction into the Hall of Fame. He has a great smile (especially since his teeth were fixed thanks to another generous Cubs fan's donation) and personality. Anyway - there is apparently a documentary film about Woo Woo called "WooLife." Here is the beginning of a story written about Woo Woo and the film:

Film Documents Dramatic Life Story of Formerly Homeless Ronnie Woo Woo

by Thomas J. Gradel

Ronnie Woo Woo Wickers was severely underweight and sickly when he was born. Growing up on the south side, he was physically and mentally abused by his mother.

He didn’t get much schooling. As an adult he struggled to survive. Off and on he worked as a janitor, washed windows, and had a series of odd jobs. For one seven year stretch he lived on Chicago’s streets. He spent winter nights sleeping wrapped in newspapers in cardboard boxes under Wacker Drive. Read the rest...

Woo Woo at the Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony

Listen to Woo Woo sing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame"

and, of course, have a listen to Harry Caray!

Thursday, April 06, 2006

Scrat is Our Generation's Charlie Chaplin...


It seems that very few people would actually be interested in going to watch the new Ice Age movie if not for the lovable antics of Scrat and his nut. How many people actually remember much (if any) of the plot from the first Ice Age movie? Scrat was "the funny" from the first film and will probably be "the funny" from the new film. Oddly enough, he doesn't speak... we get some grunting and some very funny cries of exasperation, but no speaking (guess that he hasn't evolved as far as the other characters). The Disembodied Head thinks that if the producers of the movie had only made an hour long film of Scrat that just as many people would be itchin' to see it. Think about that for a second... no talking... just Scrat for an hour... a la Charlie Chaplin... better or worse than what they will give us for an hour and a half?

Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Four Things... Disembodied Head style!

Four jobs you've had in your life:
1. Steam-cleaning vehicles during the hottest Arkansas summer on record at a Ford dealership.

2. Toy’s ‘R Us warehouse boy… lifting humongous boxes over the head on the top of a ten foot ladder… if you know the Disembodied Head, this is very funny.

3. Data Entry positions at several different businesses. The D.H. actually REALLY enjoys typing. It keeps the stress level down for some reason. Here is a typing game that also is quite enjoyable.

4. College music professor. Thought that the D.H. would be doing that forever. Things change.

Four movies you could watch over and over: (not necessarily the favorites)
1. Life Is Beautiful (La Vita É Bella) – Roberto Benigni is both hilarious and endearingly obnoxious. How does one find the beauty in life during one of the most trying times in history?! The D.H. has the poster from this film in his office… good reminder everytime he turns around.

2. Moulin Rouge – The D.H. never would have seen this movie if he hadn’t been tricked into going with a group. He has subsequently had to trick other people into watching it as well. He has now watched it countless times and if it was on… would probably watch it right now.

3. Three Amigos – No matter how many times the D.H. has watched this one… always funny. Between the Singing Bush, the Invisible Swordsman, El Guapo, and the bar scene with the song “My Little Buttercup”… good stuff.

4. Elf – Has quickly become a holiday necessity.

Four places you've lived:
1. Hamburg, AR – until graduating from high school

2. Arkadelphia, AR - until graduating from college

3. Waco, TX - until graduating from college… again

4. Longmont, CO – until waking up and realizing that it was time to move on and get back to Arkansas

Four TV shows you love to watch:
1. Lost – Seriously?! You don’t watch it?! Here borrow the Season One DVDs. Watch them as quickly as possible. You can also borrow Season Two when they are released. Then you have to watch them with us every week!!

2. Alias – There would be no Lost without Alias. Jennifer Garner… yummy (Looking forward to her new movie, Catch and Release). Used to be embarrassed to admit this one… now shout it from the rafters. It is being cancelled after this season. The sadness is great with this one.

3. Grey’s Anatomy – The only serious hospital show that the D.H. has ever watched or will ever watch (still LOVE Scrubs). Very good writing and cast.

4. Arrested Development – One of the best ensemble comedies ever, but as always nobody is watching it. It is also being cancelled. Will live on in DVD box sets forever, though! Can’t get enough of the Bob Loblaw Law Blog (say it out loud… very funny)!

Four websites you visit daily:
1. Chicago Cubs – Obsession… also the daily Cubs rumors at Pro Sports Daily.

2. Velonews – So hard to get any news about cycling when living in Southeast Arkansas. Can’t even get cycling on the TV anymore due to the squabble between Dish Network and OLN.

3. Yahoo! Movies page – Easy to get to quickly… that’s how lazily the D.H. rolls!

4. E-mails – All of the dern e-mail addresses – that’s gonna have to count for this thing


Four of your favorite foods:
1. Lobster – The Maine Lobster Festival was heaven!

2. Watermelon

3. Breakfast Casserole – My wife only appeases this craving once a year.

4. Baked Tilapia/Lasagna – Tilapia if the D.H. is cooking or Lasagna if someone else is

Four places you'd rather be right now:

1. Wrigley Field

2. Rothenburg ob der Tauber, Germany (with the wife, of course)

3. On the bike (not sure why the D.H. isn’t to tell the truth)

4. On the set of Lost.

Four albums you can't live without (this is a revolving list, however):
1. Keane – Hopes and Fears – good stuff

2. Smashing Pumpkins - Siamese Dream – Never goes out of style – This should probably be enjoyed, however, with the followup – Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness

3. Luciano Berio’s Sinfonia – Specifically the third movement of Sinfornia (In Ruhig Fliessender Bewegung) – changed the way the D.H. thought about music and how it can or should be written – WARNING – probably not a pleasant listen for most people! If you would like something more pleasant that is quite good, go for Samuel Barber’s Adagio for Strings or Arvo Pärt’s Cantus in Memory of Benjamin Britten.

4. Switchfoot – Any of their albums. They are really very good.

If an album gets more than three listens by the D.H., it is saying something. It is extremely rare for an album to make it into the “heavy rotation.”

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Christmas time is here...

Thank you, Mr. Schulz and Mr. Guaraldi!


Christmas time is here
Happiness and cheer
Fun for all that children call
Their favorite time of year

Snowflakes in the air
Carols everywhere
Olden times and ancient rhymes
Of love and dreams to share

Sleigh bells in the air
Beauty everywhere
Yuletide by the fireside
And joyful memories there

Christmas time is here
We'll be drawing near
Oh, that we could always see
Such spirit through the year
Oh, that we could always see
Such spirit through the year...

Monday, December 12, 2005

Nancy Grace Scares the Crap Out of Children...

NANCY GRACE SCARES THE CRAP OUT OF THE D.H. AS WELL!

She used to be on CourtTV... now she has her own show on CNN! What in the world were they thinking?!

Have you seen her show or her commercials? She is very frightening... for many different reasons. The first time that the Disembodied Head saw a commercial for her show... he thought that it was a joke ... kinda like a Saturday Night Live commercial spoof or an Energizer Bunny commercial... unfortunately, it was real... and now the nightmares have begun!

Thursday, December 08, 2005

Could Tejada Be Persuaded to Become a Cubbie?!

Any chance that this could come to pass?!

So, the Disembodied Head just came across this article that indicates that Miguel Tejada has asked the Baltimore Orioles to trade him.

POUNCE, CUBS, POUNCE!!!!

So what if we still don't know who will be playing right field for us next year... take him while you can!

So what if his current contract basically pays him $12 million per year!

The Orioles were willing to take Sammy Sosa off of our hands... maybe they will also gladly take Corey Patterson! It simply MUST be attempted! Look at the transformation that would occur in the lineup if this were to happen...


1) Juan Pierre
2) Matt Murton (a great #2 hitter!)
3) Derrek Lee
4) Aramis Ramirez
5) Miguel Tejada
6) Cliff Floyd (current rumor for right field) or Jerry Hairston, Jr.
7) Ronny Cedeno/Neifi Perez (notice the order that they are listed)
8) Michael Barrett/Henry Blanco!


The Disembodied Head would feel pretty comfortable with that lineup! Jim Hendry... DO WHATEVER IT TAKES... IT IS TIME TO WIN THIS THING!!!

Friday, December 02, 2005

Apparently the "Tailies" Really Like to Party...

So, Michelle Rodriguez, who plays Ana Lucia on Lost, was recently arrested for DUI. This is her second time...

Within a fifteen minute span, Cynthia Watros, who plays Libby on the show, was also arrested for DUI. The "Tailies" have apparently been hiding a stash from the rest of the survivors!

Who would have known that Jack was just adding fuel to the fire?!!

How the D.H. Learned to Spell "Aneurysm" and More...

IT'S RETRO FRIDAY!!!!


So, the Disembodied Head has a freakish ability to spell words correctly. He used to put his spelling prowess on display in spelling bee competitions (competed in state... did well). The D.H. recently had a church member ask how to spell "aneurysm." He, of course, immediately blurted out, "A - N - E - U - R - Y - S - M, Aneurysm... although I think that you can replace the Y with an I for an alternate version." This church member proceeded to question this as it "just didn't look right" to her. Later that day, though, she returned to let the D.H. know that he was correct all along... couldn't help but wonder where this propensity for spelling derived (other than lots and lots of hours with the mom spelling words for practice)... Anyway - the Disembodied Head has figured it out... he learned to spell the same way that Bill Cosby and his kid did (see the video)... from the Speak n' Spell!



This was back in the day when people actually knew the company named Texas Instruments and they could probably tell you of at least a few products that they made.

Anyway, seems like everyone the D.H. knew had one of these... Did you?

Check out the Speak n' Spell commercial!! (Sorry about the quality)